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"Rejecting the Rejection Letter"

This was e-mailed to me and I thought it was pretty funny. If anyone knows the origin, I'd be happy to give credit.

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[Date Today]

Dear [Interviewer's Name]:

Thank you for your letter of April 17. After careful consideration I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer
me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly
fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters.

With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible
for me to accept all refusals. Despite Acme Inc.'s outstanding
qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find
that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time.
Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately
following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]

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